Darth Dion: You should make the rich pay because you are a lazy idiot.

Now we in the Cith party of Canada have an element that says make the rich pay. This might seem contradictory given Darth Petrokhazakstan or Darth CSL but we in the Cith Party like to call these hypocrisies complexities. So lazy stupid, people who can't plan their way out of a paper bag if their life depended on it want to make the rich pay. Well we want their vote and by Yavin IV we'll give them a pat on the head to do it. On the one hand we tell people only we will help the poor only the Cith Party can lift them up only the Cith Party will show them respect. The rebel Alliance will point to Collingwood and say the workers fired for being too Canadian and this is hooey. To this we say racism and we'll raise you an HRC.


We have done well for people if Darth Petrokhazakstan had been a carpenter in Shawinigan would he have been given a golf course? Would he have been hired by Petrokhazakstan? I don't think so. We don't care how lazy you are or how much you screwed up your life we'll fight for your social justice while lining our pockets with tax dollars! Is Darth CSL thankful for the 161 million dollars the slaves in the empire gave him? Most certainly he is. He is now very well off financially! So thank the liberals, see we fight social injustice and 161 million dollars will pick up any down trodden types in Canada and give them respect, too. If you want to be lifted out of poverty, caused by your laziness, or stupidity vote for the dark side. We promise that even if every last citizen of the empire is on welfare no one will be poor.

We offer none of those mean spirited rebel alliance tax cuts, we offer more big government, and more service.