Darth M.A.D. the Last Post?

for now,

The fight is not over. Evil skulks the land and after all when count douku was killed there was another apprentice to take his place.

Final Votes are in re the immigration poll
Who do you want in the majority,
Blacks 2 (6%)

Chinese 3 (9%)

Arabs 4 (12%)

Scotspersons 22 (70%)

A poll the likes of which you'll not see any of the national broadcasters comission.

but then they are out of touch

"Ipsos Reid survey last month revealed that almost two-thirds of respondents viewed Liberals as dishonest; 80% deemed them stale; 63% thought them phony; and 66% perceived them "out of touch with Canadians like you." By the time Tuesday night's numbers rolled in, their popularity finished at an all-time low."
blackrod



If you want to drop by my usual blogging err blog, go to M.A.D.

Job offers @ M.A.D. from MSM's are currently being accepted.

But LPoC may return maybe the NDP will pull the plug in January one never knows.

Darth Anita Neville why we need to throw away billions of dollars on diversity.

Well to us of the Cith diversity is important: It is more important than equal opportunity for job hiring; more important than better roads; more important than making sure fire fighters can actually rescue people; it's certainly more important than the scummy empire builders who deserve the job.


We of the Imperium really don't care about the cost principles are more important than money. If lower productivity ruins the empire well we of the Cith are willing to raise your taxes to compensate. After all theres always more money where taxpayers are concerned. We are willing to send the tax dollars of white males who lost jobs due to to wookies only needing 86 points to be hired while those who we hate who built the empire need a mere 115. There is also hope that by the time wookies have their grandchildren that they will be able to actually communicate in a national language.


If were willing to be open and practice tolerance with your tax dollars why aren't you. It's because you're a knuckle dragging meanie thats why. You should be willing to give your money to the empire so it can waste it on social engineering. If the death Star blows up because no one can understand what the engineers are saying, we can always raise taxes to build another one in episode 6.

Darth Dion why it's important to NOT cheer for the home team.

Now those of you out there have to realize that we in the empire spend most of our time cheering for foreign players at intergalactic sports events. At the intergalactic Olympics Darth Chretien cheered for the planet China, and petrokhazakstan if we can figure out why.



Some have questioned why Darth Martin who was given ownership Corusent Spaceship Lines keeps firing empire employees. Like are you people stupid? This is part of enriching diversity. As each and every person is fired whether from the docks of Planet Collingwood or on board a ship smuggling drugs into the port of sidney they feel enriched. As they languish on the unemployment lines they ooze enrichment. As they beg in alcoves of spaceports they celebrate diversity whilst hoping for food.

Now some of you have said this means we hate empire humanoids to the expense of all others, well logic, rational thought, common sense all dictate that anyone even thinking that is racist, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh,

Darth Dion: the blaster registry works the way it should, peons.

WE have transmissions from the rebel alliance indicating that we should worry about crime and criminals instead of cumbersom burocratic innacurate registries. Well they obviously haven't read the Imperial Charter of rights that no one was allowed to vote on, we on the dark side don't like referendums, they smell of democracy.



If we liked democracy we wouldn't talk about the tyrrany of the majority, heh why worry about that when you can have the tyrrany of me? In the imperial Charter which I Emperor Dion fully endorse, right number seven, the right to life, liberty and security of the person and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of Imperial justice.

Now if we give sanctimonious home owners the right to kill people while they are breaking into houses, stealing, raping and murdering that would in effect take away the right to personal safety of the wonder citizens doing the break and enters.

Remember it's only a charter violation when a rule is being broken that should be defending a group the left likes. For groups on the right we come up with lame rationalizations like Coruscant natives have always had an unfair advantage or they deserve affirmative action or we just don't care because we hate them.

Anyway the crime rate with blasters has been going up succesfully every year since the registry was launched so its obvious the group we care about most "criminals" are doing fine. In fact the whole reason we have a registry is because when we pretend to fight crime we always put the onus on law abiding citizens and do less each time liberals are elected towards criminals.

The pesky rebel alliance says we should worry about the rights of victims as criminals, well they forget that one thing is formost in our minds as we contemplate these matters on an interstellar scale. In the intergallactic kingdom murder rates doubled in the 10 years after blasters were made illegal, we like to help crime, theres a reason for that, the formost thing is, we're evil yea, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh,....

Darth Mallick: [typical report] Why the dark side hates Sarah Palin.

Well first because I'm a racist and a sexist person I'm going to mock her race and call her white trash. Now I don't have any real reason for this other than I don't like her political party. She certainly isn't trash she's married, she's not on welfare but, she is white and because we on the dark side are endophobic bigots I'll call her white trash. Trust me if I ever hear of people doing it to other presidential candidates of other colours I'll jump up and down as I froth at the mouth like a rabid feminazi and denounce them. Theres a well thought reason for doing that. We on the dark side are all hypocrites though we like to call ourselves complex because it sounds better than the truth. After all the truth might wake up the brain dead individuals who drool away their life watching the CBC.


Now about her sex, yes even though feminists say we want women in power we do not really mean it. Did feminists cheer for Kim Campbell, did we cheer when Allied forces went into Afghanistan and women wouldn't be killed for feeling the sun on their faces, and we sure as tax dollars didn't cheer when Margaret Thatcher became prime minister.

It's because we say we want women to succeed but they are using the wrong strategy. They think she deserves the job because she's the best person for the job!

That is light years away from feminist ideals, where she should have gotten the job solely because there was a quota to be filled, because of social worker outreach committees, hiring freezes, retribution for all the years men held the job. There are a lot of reasons to foist a female candidate on the population but her competence is not one of them.

So I Heather the troll Mallick hate Sarah and I'm willing to do all I can within my taxfunded power to knock the wheels off her apple cart. Only after Sarah is disposed of can we fight for social justice properly. we need incompetent women in charge who don't deserve their jobs. We need women who are going to vote for democrat men who treat them like sperm blivots. We need women willing to vote for men whenever a competent woman shows up. Only then will the fight for social justice be approaching our goals.


PS I have a voo doo doll that looks like Margaret Thatcher.

Darth Dion: speaks out on family values.

We of the Imperium have a definite goal when it comes to family values. for instance young Anikins goal was the mere annihilation of his family. For this we awarded him the title of Darth. See Queen Amidala was seen traveling in public with another man. No some people in the rebel alliance are not sensitive to other cultures and their traditions. Well this was just another honour killing it's not a big deal or the MosEisley Stream Media would have reported it. But it's not a big deal because Darth Erickson didn't report it. She said the story was boring in a most unbiased fashion. Stories we evil people don't like are always boring.


We need to be culturally sensitive in the Empire Anikan comes from a desert planet where slavery is acceptable because other people become your property. We need to be sensitive especially to those who only need a lame justification to kill family members in the old planet. these are the values that will one day take over the Imperium and they will provide the values to be forced on your grand children. So be tolerant lest they riot and burn your car and your family while yelling Allahu dark side.


Why Krista has sided with forces that would make her seven of nine, well we can only explain it by saying she hates the Rebel Alliance a lot and would rather be the victim in an honour killing for slutting around then let Master Jedi Harper win control of the empire.

It goes without saying that we support single parent families. By the time I Darth Dion am finished the empire there will be a lot more single parent families,

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh,

Darth Dion: You should make the rich pay because you are a lazy idiot.

Now we in the Cith party of Canada have an element that says make the rich pay. This might seem contradictory given Darth Petrokhazakstan or Darth CSL but we in the Cith Party like to call these hypocrisies complexities. So lazy stupid, people who can't plan their way out of a paper bag if their life depended on it want to make the rich pay. Well we want their vote and by Yavin IV we'll give them a pat on the head to do it. On the one hand we tell people only we will help the poor only the Cith Party can lift them up only the Cith Party will show them respect. The rebel Alliance will point to Collingwood and say the workers fired for being too Canadian and this is hooey. To this we say racism and we'll raise you an HRC.


We have done well for people if Darth Petrokhazakstan had been a carpenter in Shawinigan would he have been given a golf course? Would he have been hired by Petrokhazakstan? I don't think so. We don't care how lazy you are or how much you screwed up your life we'll fight for your social justice while lining our pockets with tax dollars! Is Darth CSL thankful for the 161 million dollars the slaves in the empire gave him? Most certainly he is. He is now very well off financially! So thank the liberals, see we fight social injustice and 161 million dollars will pick up any down trodden types in Canada and give them respect, too. If you want to be lifted out of poverty, caused by your laziness, or stupidity vote for the dark side. We promise that even if every last citizen of the empire is on welfare no one will be poor.

We offer none of those mean spirited rebel alliance tax cuts, we offer more big government, and more service.

Darth Dion: why we need a human rights museum.

Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble,


[Oh wait we'll translate this for you.]

Yes we absolutely need a museum for human rights. In the planet that "will remember" you have the right to be forced to learn a language you do not want to know. You have the right to be told what expressions to express by an alien resources commission. That if you stay with in their ever changing guidelines you can gingerly express what they allow just like section 2 of the intergalactic charter says.



You also have the right to be an abortion, without knowing you have that right you can't put the others into their proper intergallactic perspective. Nothing lets you know how meaningless your rights are like knowing you could have been legally killed because you had a birth defect or because mom was pissed at dad that day. Or didn't want to drive anything larger than a smart car.

You have the right to high taxes that can go to subsidize the rich for their pet projects like this institution of liberalism to glorify Darth Asper at the little peoples expense.

Yes little people we will squeeze and squeeze why should the wealthy pay for this out of their own pocket when they can leverage you?

If you take umbrage you can take it up with an alien resources comission. They have no bias they say so, if they say that hiring quotas and fining people for hiring too many white males isn't bias, it it must be true,

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh,.....

Darth Belinda why the empire needs single tier health care.

[the shrill voice begins]

Now the Rebel Alliance says you should get a choice for health care. They say it will eliminate line ups. Well I tell you if we all go through the same process and we all are in the same queue it encourages everyone to pay higher taxes to fund EGALE and sperm hurling artists.



So we are all in this together and everyone knows we are all in the same lineups, that's why sports stars bypass the line and if they fall down theres a doctor on the field faster than you can get into an ER. It's why people whose pain we actually have to pay for, who are on on workers compensation we bump to the front of the line.

People who are important and rich can go to the United States like Mr. Chretien and thousands of others did. So the important thing for those of us with tolerance and compassion to remember there is one line,... well maybe a different one in each province, but you all need to be treated equally depending which of the many lines line up you're in.

Oh and many families of medical staff cut through the line and you need to understand we need to have all these different exceptions to treat you with all the fairness and caring the dark side can muster. Only by treating all the castes differently can we all have equality.

Anyway I've been diagnosed with cancer of the mitichloriads so I'm off to Aldoran to get away from the wookie one tier health care Bwe, He, He, take that voters.

Questions Darth Erickson is not allowed to ask

Who were the liberal Mp's that were involved in adscam. How much money did they each get.

Why didn't Dion help the intergalactic environment while minister?

Why does Darth Dion want to ban guns while having a secret service nearby armed with blasters?

Why do the Liberals and NDP insist on forcing western Canadian Farmers to sell wheat via the so called wheat board but, look the other way when Ontario and Quebec are exempt?

How many people will die if Winnipeg becomes as tropical as Minneapolis, and how many more golfing days will there be?



Why in 2006 did liberals want to give stay at home parents nothing while wanting each family to fork out $666 for the Drydencare intergalactic plan, now they want to double the Harper handout to 200 a month, thats a lot of hyperdrive beer and supernova popcorn?

Why did the liberals and NDP water down the crime bill to avoid giving the repeat offenders mandatory jail time?

If you support needle exchange programs will you set one up where Darth Dion lives live?

Darth Dion: As you know a Rebel Base fell earlier today.

This was a nasty bit of skulduggery on our part. See the clever Darth Chretien years ago had an idea he got all the rebel alliance to agree to eliminate all land mines, so when our imperial walkers trudged across the landscape of the Planet Hoth their troops were defenceless. Did you see one Imperial walker hurled into the air when they stepped on a mine? You most certainly did not see even one. So we got them to agree in effect to unilateral disarmament and then it made our job safer. Well except for Admiral Ozzel who was as stupid as Jar Jar Binks is clumsy that is.


Did you see one walker hurled into the air by an anti walker mine? Nope not one, we of the dark side like unilateral disarmament, whether it's land mines, socialism or missile defence systems. Well we like the rest of the galaxy to disarm while we are building more death stars. So they can be nice happy sitting ducks with high pensions and strong subsidies to the arts, and lots of activists fighting for social justice, to defend against imperial destroyers, when we show up.


So helpless were our unilaterally disarmed foes on Hoth that within minutes of us coming out of hyperspace albeit too soon, they were fleeing at the speed of light for their pathetic little lives. Heh, heh, heh,...


So this years award for imperial skulduggery goes to Darth Chretien, someone slide this manila envelope damn and blast, it seems like everyone else got one.

ah, ah, petrokhazakstan,.... choo

Darth Khazakhstan: It bloody well is about da oil

Some less den Loyal servants have claimed, dat I ad some complicity in not entering da clone wars. Some in da out of da empire MSM's pointed out dat petrofinaspaceelf was da biggest owner of oil in Tatoonie. dey say dat was da reason we didn't send da clones to fight. Well da real reason was dey was on da udder planet, planet wasn't quebek.

Planet Ganstan dat was it. see I sent da soldiers dere so dat I wouldn't ave ta fight in tatoonie. My daughters oil company ad da wells on tatoonie, if youse send da soldiers ta fight, den da money gets gone, dat ya build da wells wit and youse need da more money to build da new ones. so yes dis Emperor we didn't fight at da Tatoonie, and dere was a moral reason dat reason was da money, lots of da money and da golf balls too.


Sure I was willing to let Darth Saddam kill da fifty of thopusand of is own peiople a year because deres a higher principle involved. It's called da money. Da big money, not just da golf course, dis is way bigger.

Da Oil companies tink I did da smak up job cause dey gave me da job at da Petro Khazakhstan and none of da MSM's will say da dark side about it. Cause deres some shifty stuff going on dere. And it's going in da right direction if ya now what I mean. I haf to visit the planet China to fill some bags of da gold.

So to heck with youse I'm done. den look altavisty and search for me and da petrofinaelf. And don't worry da emperor Dion da secret is safe with da loyal MSM's. Just ask da Krista Eriickson or da mallick chick, does she look good when da lights is out. Woo hoo,

Trudeaupia like the Death Star it's here to stay,

Like all good socialists we count on you having no sense of history. So you will no longer even recognize when the democratic senate was taken away by Darth Trudeau, in the late 60's.

So now all the little younglings, think that going back to the way things, were before the imperium was created is destroying the empire. Heh, heh, heh


Luke Skywalker wants to ruin the empire, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh,

Back when democracy ruled, back before the courts, that was the empire. Back before we had immigration to divide and rule, before we had social engineering to make everyone perpetual whiny victims,

Luke Skywalker wants to ruin the empire, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh,

Then people wonder why we socialists don't want history taught in schools. Ye, he he.

The Emperor demands your wheat.

You, can tell how popular our stance with the wheat board is with the plebs we force to use it. I think it's safe to say not one of the Farming ridings in the 3 provinces ruled over by the CWB has given my party an MP in the Imperial senate, for that they will pay with their blood. It's more important to care about big government than their vote!

We brought in the wheat board 'monopoly' during the clone wars and in the ensuing decades merely forgot to de-ratify it.

PS did you know since the CWB was granted a monopoly to opress farmers in 1943, the wests rural population has constantly been declining. Shhhhhhh,

Darth Chretiens special report to Emperor Dion on the loss of the Death Star.

Darth Chretien: Did my 30,000 cuts effect the plight of the death star.




Darth Chretien: As you know your excellency Darth Dion because whiners didn't want to pay enough taxes we were forced to delete the death star regiment from the Empires order of battle.

The cut backs to our military while taxes were going up caused many issues. Our personnel were worn out, tired, unable to go on courses because they were always on operations, unable to load the turbo lazers without consulting the sexual and harassment prevention training manuals to see if they were a phallic symbol and had no place in our fleet.

Then we were forced to stop all new hiring until proper quotas of wookies could be reached even though they are on the other side. When we did hire those who deigned to show up for the job we had to pass them all even though no one could understand what they were saying and they kept shorting out any electrical appliance they went near. To be sensitive to their culture we were not allowed to tell them to wear clothes, we were never sure if the shorting out was just sabotage or because of their fur getting into everything. So even if the death star was destroyed your excellency, the empire upheld the principle of affirmative action. After all is that not more important than the deaths stars survival?

Then there was the gun control issue, like all good dictators we stripped our citizenry of every blaster we could find, then when these pesky rebels show up the few remaining politically correct troops we did have had nothing to shoot at them with, but we would rather the bodies pile deep than to allow our citizens to have guns there's a principle at stake.

Sure we could have hired more soldiers if we weren't paying so much for them to speak Alderannish. But what's more important more soldiers or or giving them more money for speaking like we do on Alderan. I don't know why people even bring up something like that. If half the death star garrison was on course learning to speak a language hardly any one uses it is all for the best of our fighting forces.

In conclusion, yes I Darth Chretien cut some 30,000 military positions, yes we lost the death star but we upheld political correctness which is the higher goal! So on the surface it might look like we lost to a rag tag bunch of rebels but, if one looks deep down one can see the only real reason is a lack of funding, Darth Dion your excellency we need to raise taxes! Also get those Alderanish speaking soldiers off our streets, eh.

Darth Dion: Taxes, [then he paused for effect] heh, heh, yes raise taxes, we'll raise the GST back to 7% and even on food. Not even Prince John who made the Magna Carta, taxed food. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh,

The empire needs more taxes and bigger government,

Darth Dion: The empire needs more taxes and bigger government,


Now some on the knuckle draggers on the light side of the force, call us gluttons, say we take more than our share. They don't understand that we are entitled to our entitlements. No matter how many planets we have to abort to get them.

Why should they worry if taxes are too high. Don't they know that not wanting taxes for artists to throw feces at pic's of the light side force is mean spirited? Don't they realize that the higher we put taxes the more efficient it makes the interplanetary plebs? Why should these whiners want their taxes lower? They would just be taking money out of the planned manila envelope interstellar economy!


Why? You may ask! For personal spending on beer popcorn and the light saber pension fund or other such rubbish. The important thing to understand is that though they might think these trivial things are important, they do nothing whatsoever for the empire. Does buying junk toys at spacemart help pay for more activists? does paying off your space house,

The empire needs social workers, it needs people who care about their pension while fighting for social, people like Darth Fry who will fight for tolerance no matter how many imaginary crosses need to be burnt. People like Darth Belinda who will fight for crappy single tier health care than flee to the planet of California when her life is on the line. How can we pay for crappy single tier health care with out more taxes we can't. And without more taxes would Darth Belinda be able to go to Planet California to be cured.

The Empire needs folk like Darth Gagliano, to bring up their ethnic status whenever they are caught doing extra fund raising for the empire, wink wink, Because giving 50% of your earnings is not enough, nor is 60 or 100% I want more, more, more, how do you like it, how do you like your, more, more, more, how do you like it, how do you like your, Darth.

Darth Erickson: special report on why the Rebel Alliance sucks!

Now some of you naive puppies have commented on why would I be here on the empires blog during the election. Well silly we work together for the same goals, because we all share one thing we hate Master Jedi Harper, a lot.

He wants to cut back our handouts and leave "you the people" with your money well thats just mean spirited, to us. We would never otherwise be able to get a job if we lose our handouts stolen from you the taxpayers.

As such we are willing to collude, we are willing to conspire, we are willing to do whatever it takes to win this intergalactic election. Because us winning is whats best for the empire and we are willing to lie, cheat, intimidate, corrupt we're even willing to use Kinsella to make sure we win. To give the empire the type of government that's good for it.

Like Darth Dion I support abortion, who cares who dies as long as I get to have fun! Whoopie!

PS the Rebel Alliance sucks because I hate them, they don't believe in open relationships. Family values bah,... I do believe in open relationships, I've had lots of relationships, lots of married men have fallen prey to me. Lock up your husbands across the empire, women; because as you read this they are sending me intimate emails and my ovaries are sweatty. I could steal yours next.

In this case, our reporter provided questions to two Liberal MPs using her
BlackBerry in the hope that these would be put to the former prime minister
during the committee hearings.

http://blackrod.blogspot.com/2008/01/cruickshank-redemption.html

Two Liberals whose names the CBC will not tell.

Watch this space for the CBC to come clean some time after the millenium falcon circumnavigates the galaxy.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/editorsblog/

Star Wars III Revenge of the Kanuckistanies.

Star Wars III Revenge of the Kanuckistanies.

Ok so it's not quite current, but,...


To anyone who sat through the movie the comparisons between the evil
empire and Canada are chilling. Lucas shouldn’t be allowed to spy on
Canadians any more, someone aught to pass a law. Maybe the midi-chlorians
in the force were overactive in Grant Park but nonetheless I got the
following blasts from the force.

Well the obvious one first as Padme Amadala points out, the emperor
appoints the courts and the senators, so how could he ever face justice. Well
almost, yes Paul Martin does that but he also appoints ambassadors which
might be why captain Antilles got in trouble in part 4, then there’s the
governor general, also lets not forget Glen Murray, senior military posts
and well, who knows how many others. I guess Padme was pressed for time
since this is supposed to be the last movie and left out a few. He
certainly knows how to hang on to power no matter how many votes he loses or
how many people he has to get to cross to the dark side.

Stephen Harper= Anakin = Darth Vader = Anakin To get what he wants Annie
turns to the dark side sells out all his supporters and lets just say that
his actions re the younglings parallel the voting on P93 in the CPC’s last
convention. Don’t worry a lot fewer younglings die than Canada’s daily
toll, so like Canada’s political parties you will not find it too squeamish!
Don’t worry there is still good in him, I can feel it, but it will take 3
elections, err movies to show.

Then there is the entire JEDI Order once a shining light and a basis of
morality and looked up to across the galaxies now cast out and hunted
wherever they might show their faces not that Canadian Christians would know
what that’s like.

In the movie Liberals I mean the emperor invokes code 66 to eliminate the
JEDI order. Did the Dark side not make phone calls to the Grewals and Inky
Mark. Sure it’s a little different than Canada we don’t have hyper-drives
for one, but Sidious sure didn’t sit idle when he said to Vader be calm and
feel the force flow away from you for a week.

There’s a lot of Count Dookus out there, how is poor Sheila Copps these
days, The emperor lopped her head off once she outlived her usefulness. Or
was it Martha Hall Findlay? Or the victims of any of Martin’s star
candidates lots to choose from for their Darth Tyranus.

When Padme was agonizing about democracy dying in the empire could she be
referring to anything other than the way the House of Commons gets
invigorated each time they deflect a new area of corruption or was it the
way Darth Plageus could cheat death and just shrug off non confidence
motions.

Death Star a totally obvious metaphor for the Toronto Star. Floating
across the land doing the bidding of an evil master obliterating those whose
don’t conform to the most ardent left wing ideals of the emperor the
weapon on the Death Star is rumored to be called CBC in conjunction with G&M
TotalPower thrusters and Global shields.

When Darth Sidious was explaining with obvious pride that he had killed
his master Darth Plageus in his sleep. Well who could not be tractor beamed
back to the Martin run at the leadership of the Liberal party, the
sleepwalking golf ball meister Chretien.

Now who to use as an analogy for Old Ben Kenobie? Jack Layton sure cut
the legs out from under Darth Vader, As did Cadman and Stronach though I can
hardly call propping up the liberals an act of the light side of the force.
Maybe all those pro life conservatives agonizing about who to vote for now
that the 3 big parties have turned to the dark side.

Any way seems Lucas wasn’t quite perfect in his megamovie metaphor of the
Canadian government. For I really don't know who to put down as Yoda. Gilles
Duceppe? Joe Clark? The Green Party! Well I better go into hiding now
seems to be some Code 66 issue, off to Tatoonie.


PS I thought of shrinking the helmet more but, I thought it looked funny like that.

The remainder of this post has been deleted by me Jennifer Lynch.

"Be quiet were building an inclusive society,"

Tell Daniel Boisson, eh Jenny.
steynian

LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA facebook follies,

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JOIN the LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA:



The prime principles of the party remain a belief in:
* individual freedom, responsibility and human dignity in the framework of a just society;

Just to confirm, Darth Dion ensures all human dignity by promising this election to kill not just the traditional 1/4 of all children he promises to up that amount to 1/3 of all children. To highlight individual freedom he promises to ensure DNA testing is available to every slutty mom so they can kill any who don't measure up in Darth Dion's just society. All the while fighting for social justice.

How else can you have human dignity if not by killing off any who are substandard I ask. As for individual freedom, just ask the dead how much freedom they had.

* political freedom in the framework of meaningful participation by all interested persons; and

I should point out this comes with some restrictions first the dead rarely get meaningful participation, then anyone who disagrees with socialist lines of thought will have a human rights tribunal hunting them to tell poor MR Boisson that we hate his Christianity and we will make him renounce it. Heh heh heh!

* the Constitution and the Charter of Rights and Freedoms as the framework for both Canada's democratic society and the interaction of members within the Liberal party.

Some of you may try to point out that star candidates appointed by head office is not democratic. some of you may say we only uphold charter rights for groups we like even if they are not written into the charter.

The Liberal Party of Canada is committed to:
* the pursuit of equality of opportunity for all persons;

Except for white males whom we hate and who will get an affirmative action plan instead,

* the enhancement of our unique and diverse multicultural community;

Yes 2 score years ago we were not really diverse at all and yes in a few more score years we will be very diverse feel free to take the poll on who you want to be the majority in the empire in a few short decades.

* the recognition that English and French are the official languages of Canada; and
* the promotion of the Canadian identity in a global society.

This is a funny one, I thought of it myself because as long as we have diversity we have no Imperial identity in our intergalactic society. If we have no identity how can we promote one? Yeeeh heh heh heh heh.

To realize these objectives, the Liberal Party of Canada strives to provide a national, flexible, democratic structure whereby all Canadians can obtain information, participate in open discussion

An "open discussion" as long as you do not tell the truth. don't broach subjects liberals demand are unthinkable like whether we need affirmative action, Immigration, as long as you are openly only willing to talk about the narrow objectives of the empire then we can have an open talk.

and work for continuous renewal through open communications, free dialogue and participatory democratic action.

So like you could spend lots of effort getting a candidate nominated then they will parachute someone to obliterate their chances in a suitable fashion for the emperor. And say it's participatory fashion. Just like voting in a legocracy. It should also say "free socialist, politically correct dialog" not "free dialog", no?


Liberal Party of Canada Facebook Follies.

Like what do they say to someone who shows up and thinks they are actually telling the truth?

Darth Dion's election primer.

First I’d like to thank my family, but I’m a Cith Lord and I don’t believe in family so how can I thank my wife when I can’t say wife because saying that means I hate homosexuals, just ask Darth McGuinty in Ontario. I will however spend my address talking about the lies the rebel alliance have spread about my hidden agenda.

Now as you know My predecessor the incorruptible Darth Chretien got a lot of votes by droning on about scary Rebel Alliance types and hidden agendas. Well now it’s been almost 3 years since Jedi Harper was made PM and it’s silly to base an election campaign on what he will do if he’s made PM when he has actually been PM for well years. So we will talk about our own hidden agenda, the rebel alliance have been painting lies and we need to set the record straight!

Free Speech
First when it comes to free speech people say nothing is brewing or has been done to curtail free speech of late. To them I say with the massive results we’ve obtained what more is there to do? I mean not only is the Impirium kowtowed into only saying things that socialists like to hear because everything we of the Cith disagree with is hate speech. But now we fine the crap out of people for merely quoting what others have said, so we let Ezra off scott free some say, reality is Ezra's $100,000 fine is more than you get in the way of penalties for stealing 50 cars.
Hugh Owens quotes the bible 20k
Bill Whatcott quotes homosexuals who publish a magazine soliciting for sex with,… well I better not say, 17k
Mark Steyn quotes an Tatoonie Imam, well, who knows, how much macleans will have to pay.
If the alliance were smart were smart they would fight for the right to quote things the protected groups the Cith like say.
So until we have financing to open more Gulags it is doubtful that much more can be accomplished on these fronts. And don’t worry about Imperail rights tribunals they will never even look at issues brought forth by white male Christian heterosexual humanoids. So saying you don't like losing a job because of affirmative action is still racism. Heh!


Diversity
Most importantly some have stated that the Imperium has moved away from our prime directive of putting the empires Humanoid majority in the minority within 50 years. Sure we had problems bringing in the 1% of the pop per year. Yet we remain drawn to our goal. To prove that we are endophobic bigots and like the newcomers more than domestic empire life forms, we support racist hiring so we continue our support for affirmative action, hiring quotas and don’t forget we did get David Marshall to stop all hiring of white males at Imperial public works, Don’t fret Darth Dion’ll still be keeping his job so you will not have to worry about me on the unemployment lines. Unlike all those pesky white males begging for money on street corners. All good members of the Empire know that when humanoids are in the minority the empire will be greater than it has ever been in the past. It will be as great as Yugoslavia or Palestine well pick any other multi-ethnic paradise from around the galaxy. The Cith legacy will be great maybe even as great as Timor.


Military
Lets not forget our military and out commitments towards our peace keepers. We remain committed to our goal of emaciating the military. Even though there are now tanks orbiting the planet of Afghanistan this was not our idea! We wanted to use to use the military for social engineering. We want the Imperial military to be about the combat bra or hyping woman in combat roles but not actually send anyone into combat. Look what happened to the death star! Get us back in power and you will see endless rows of non military social engineering boilerplate. That will mold our soldiers into peace keepers because lets face it we imperial swine have no intestinal fortitude and wanted no tanks eh. Why would the military need them? They can only be used for fighting and thats the last thing we want the military used for thats why we want Strykers.
We also remain totally committed to allowing homosexuals to to shower with hetero normatives. Not allowing men to shower with women is sexist and degrading so from now on all military men will have the right to shower with women. Not allowing homosexuals to shower with hetero normatives is sexist and degrading so from now on all Empire military men will have the right to shower with homosexuals.

War on the Force
Some with feint hearts have even spoke to me in private that we have given up in the war against the light side of the force. This is just part of the lies spread by evangelical Christians whom our allies in the left wing MSM’s hate. We have a plan that only needs a majority to keep move forward. We have been pushing on this since the good old days of the Impirial Charter where we wrote that bit about the country recognizing the supremacy of force. Not the dark side in this empire where Easter and Christmas are interplanetary Holidays, but just “force” thrown in there so any person leading say the moonies cult can say the Charter, was written about them. This is a great vehicle for all of us in the impirium who continually point out “It does not say the light or dark side of the force." However if you want proof of our continuing war on the Jedi none of our Cith MP’s ever send out a Christmas card they all send ones out that might be joy cards, festive cards, holiday cards and they are only sent out at Christmas time but believe you me, if any one dares to send out a Christmas card and I find out, they will be shipped to Alberta quicker than you can spell Canada Spacefreighter Lines.

War on Drugs
We Cith remain fully committed to any one using any drug whenever they want, I mean it should go against a pilots desires to be told they can't toke up before flying a 747 into Toronto International Starport and trying to land it on the 407. Did we legalize small amounts we bloody well did. I also plan to turn stoned away into a clean needle exchange site. Which reminds me Iggy when we go to the AAA meeting later today make sure we have those clean bottles of alcohol ok?

Taxes
Now some have said we might want to reduce our grip on the financial testicles of the planets well let me say that first thing I want to do is say this is a lie, immediately on assuming office as is our right we will rescind the cuts to GST and every other cut to get taxes back up over the 50% mark, because it’s far more important you work for us, than your pathetic family. We are worried taxes were getting so low that Darth Martin might think about hiring some Canadians again, plus he could move CSL back to planet Canada and we do not want that. We want to squeeze and squeeze until the Baron Harkonen sends in Fayed to restore order.

Property Rights
I’m not sure if this nefarious innuendo came from the Fascist Nazi’s of the rebel Alliance, unlike alliance scum we can say that of anyone we mildly dislike. Or if this came from a much worse source, Mr Ignatieff the self proclaimed "Great Russian" who is worse than the damnable Ukrainians. We still support the age old tradition of seizing peoples property for no better reason than Darth Stalin could, so we want to. We don’t want there to be any thing tying us down like due process so if we want riding mountain park we can just take it, like we did. Or we can take the lands that now make up Hecla interplanetry Park, Turtle Mountain Park, Spruce Woods or Birds Hill like um we did.

Feminists
I was in the womans washroom the and overheard some core voters suggesting that we don’t support womens rights. Well we do and since for over 100 years the leader of the Cith party has been a man I’m stepping down now and we’ll stick in any female we can find, even if the party members do not like them for the next 100 years.

Hey wait, just kidding, ha ha that damm Iggy screwing with the teleprompter.

Plus I promise to kill 150 women or more each and every day for womens rights, because I support abortion! Through abortion we in the empire have closed down orphanages and who wants all those bloody orphans around far better to take a light saber to them. We would abort Penny in "the Rescuers" or Jake in the Blues Brothers such is our commitment towards the right of any mother to kill her child.

Also our colluding allies in the MSM’s will make sure that no one ever mentions the dearth of support we get from white males. Only the number of female voters is important.

Crime
Look some of you have said we are starting to go hard on crime. This like all the other lies is simply not true. In the eyes of criminals we on the dark side are the number one party to vote for. And look how high Crime is, there is no danger of it hitting pre Trudeaupian numbers as long as we concentrating on handling criminals with kid gloves and if crime rates are triple what they were when Diefenbaker left office, it’s because of the great job we’ve done. The really great thing about this graph is that most crimes now go unreported, because people know theres no use reporting them. So we can't really tell how high the line should be on the right. So don't let anyone tell you that we've gone hard on criminals they are part of our core vote.

Still we have our principles which I will reiterate once again. We will go hard on legal gun owners and continue to ignore murderers and we will always make sure that the rights of the criminals far outweigh those of the victims who probably deserved it anyway for being on the light side of the force.

Family Values
We remain committed to breaking up Canadian families if elected we promise to thrust children into the arms of strangers for their child hoods and we will take the 100 a month Harper is giving to parents and spend it on something far more noble. Creating more jobs for union bums, heh, heh, heh, I mean more early learning providers. Because as we tell everyone in Canada that being a real parent sucks, so you know only the best and brightest will be early learning providers and Einstein would never have come up with the theory of relativity if it had not been for his daycare sticking him in front of the TV all day with a bag of cheesie poofs.

Darth vader will later give a talk on how his family meant so much to him he tried to kill them all.

Interplanetary Warming
I’d also like to reiterate that even though I was supposed to do something while minister of the environment that I am committed to ignoring that China is now the Interplanetary leader in spewing CO2. Plus I will never give George Bush credit even though he did a much better job than Canada in cutting CO2 because He didn’t sign Kyoto, but we in planet Canada did. Signing a meaningless paper is more important than actually doing anything isn’t it? I will also refuse to look at evidence easily available at government sources. I mean I couldn’t blame Katrina on Global warming if the public knew there were twice as many planetary hurricanes in the 50’s as the 90’s. However If elected we will still exempt Ontario re CO2 and put all the blame on Alberta because we hate them. It’s obvious from a common sense level that global warming is important to Canada because no one lives in any planet south of us.



Thank you, good night, and remember a Cith government is a big government!

Trudeau, the evil that the Cith do,

Even though our mentor the creator of the Cith order is no longer with us some of the evil the delusional Mr Trudeau did still lives on.

1) He forced bilingualism on the country so us anglos could all suffer under French linguistic nobility.

2) The NEP to attack Alberta and of course give their money to Quebec to build death star demographics.

3) Consistent lying about what he would do and what he did do when elected.

4) He brought in wide spread abortion that has so far choiced 3.5 million marginalized Canadians,

5) Preferential hiring used against white males but only Anglos,

6) He gave us socialism and changed us from a group of can do types who built the trans Canada railroad in 7 years and conquered Vimy ridge to a bunch of whiny socialists always hoping to be a better victim than the next guy as we demand handouts on tatooine.

7) Trudeau, took a country that was 97% white and gave us diversity, now within my lifetime whites will be a minority and anyone who disagrees no matter how politely is a racist bigot. And there is no sunset clause on when the affirmative action runs out.

8) His policies were the most divisive Canada has ever seen. Every facet in Canada now relies on blaming white males for most everything. Blacks do poorly in school in Toronto? Natives suffering on reserves is all because white people get up and go to work in the morning and study too hard at the Academy.

9) He dishonoured our WWII soldiers by riding around Montreal dressed as a National Socialist while real Canadians were dying overseas.

10) Wage and price controls that he campaigned against, then brought in.

11) He laid waste to the army airforce and navy naming them BS things like land element, No more RCAF or RCN, can't let them be named after the Queen. Still theres the clo0ne army of storm troopers.

12) He brought in the charter of rights to take rights away from white males.

13) The French Metric system, They still sell 2x4's and 2x6's but the trudeaupian governments put things like 50mm wood in their materials. No store sells 50mmx 110mm wood.

14) 20% interest rates. I remember my Dad getting notice from the bank and almost crying, well it looked like someone kicked him in the nuts. That someone was the Uber cith.

15) Withholding tax refunds remember his last year or second last. Because he needed our money to pay for his social programs, his deficits which even my children will still have to pay interest for.

16) Putting the country in debt when there was no national crisis he just wanted to run up the credit card for my children to pay.

17) The young offenders act which raised crime.



18) In 1967 he wiped Capitol punishment off the books raising our murder rates until now and possibly forever.



19) He started the idea that if you didn't want to utterly destroy pre 1967 Canada you were unCanadian MSM's ran with the ball.

20) Every in Canada protestants were forced to endure denigrating multicult schools to destroy their culture and Catholics get government funding for theirs in most provinces.

21) According to the Adverts I owned Petro Canada Yet when it was sold I didn't get a penny, I still remember the adds aerial shots of refineries look what you own Gary, sell me some swamp land to.

22) Then he told people in the commons to f off and flipped them the Bird something I've never read about Mackenzie King doing.

23) in 79 he campaigned that Joe Clark was crazy for wanting to raise gas taxes then once elected he raised them even more than Joe proposed.

24) Our MSM's and schools omit the truth about their Messiah,

25) He liked to get chummy with commie dictators too, to think Canada could have had killing fields & gulags, such a loss.

26) lots of patronage plums some of whom are still employed.

27) Mirabel airport which to this date is still underutilized but the money was spent in Quebec, money spent in Quebec can do no wrong.

28) He set up lotteries just to finance the Olympics in Quebec. Cronyism and corruption have always resulted in overruns. Why did the big O in Montreal cost twice as much as the skydome. Corrupt Quebecois.

29) He had an illegitimate child whom the MSM's kept quiet about.

30) His wife was having sex with the Rolling Stones. Our MSM's kept it quiet until foreigners said they were going to cover it and didn't care about the hands off approach the Canadian media has with the liberals.

31) He set up human rights tribunals to overrule our elected MP's like Jim Pankiw if they say something the socialists do not like or sentence people to 5 years in jail for daring to quote the Bible in Trudeaupia.

32) Prancing like a fairy to show disrespect for the queen.

I was born in Toronto, Joseph Brean which presumably means I'm wonderfully complex. My hate isn't superficial it runs deep, funny I thought I had real reasons, sure they are ones the messiah loving CBC will not bring up but they are real nonetheless. Not something like saying you love him because simply because you watch MSM's who can't help fawning over lefties.

Do tell me one thing good he did for my country and me eh? 1! If it's not too big a chore. Should be real easy for someone whose as sophisticated as you pretend or does your smug eastern sophistication end at calling people names and before historical facts.

We have always been at war with Eastasia.